Judge Imposes Additional Sleep Penalties On Libby
Los Angeles Judge Lance Ito has requested former White House official Scooter Libby be asked to serve additional “sleep time” on top of the already hefty thirty month sentence imposed by Ito’s California court.
Citing “occasionally successful correctional findings” spotlighted in a Swiss study on sleep penalties, Judge Ito ordered the Libby jury, which has officially recessed, to reconvene at his Bel Air home this Friday evening to discuss the imposition of sleep penalties in the Libby case.
“I think it’s certainly bizarre, said Austrian skier Heinz Twist, who had intended only to visit Hollywood for a three day vacation before a sherrif’s deputy requested he serve on the Libby jury. “I don’t dislike America, or Judge Ito, but I’d really rather get back home to my family in Austria.”
Other jurors expressed similar frustrations. Lawrence Libby, who is the defendant’s brother, and was also forced to serve on the jury which convicted the Vice President’s former Chief of Staff of nineteen counts of perjury, said “I don’t want to go. But I will go. I want to see Judge Ito’s house.”
Regarding the odd choice of sleep penalties in the Libby case, Judge Ito commented, “The Swiss don’t send people to jail; they send them to sleep. The end result is there’s far less prison-overcrowding, and generally when people wake up, so much time has gone by that they forget they’ve committed crimes altogether.”
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December 18 2007 09:12 am | George Bush
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